Naked on April 21, 2007 'Protege'

It's 8:30 p.m. and just got back from a one hour and forty five minute run. Un-freakin' believably awesome, have been working out every day forever and ever, yet still, first time running over 6 miles at a time since last summer. Last summer I got up to three hours and ten minutes, this summer I'll beat it. A little kid named Bobby came out of no where and started provoking me with little sprints, and being the grown up I am I kept sprinting and wooping his ass. After a while though, he settled in and just ran with me. He ran over twelve laps then got called to dinner. Twenty or so minutes later he came back and ran eight more. I asked him if he had any intention of stopping and he said he wasn't till I did. He's nine and a half, he's a champion. Like my spittin' image, unable to turn down any challenge, in it for the long haul. I am reminded of Emerson who says it takes a whole melon patch go get a perfect melon, and several races of men to get a finnished man. Neitzsche says that it takes several generations of a people to create one true individual. What an honor to run with one of the elite of the next generation of heros. Truly inspiring. I told him I had to go anyway after another lap and ran my last half hour on the streets, not wanting to exhaust him, or me for that matter.
Barking Fish Lounge Productions, based in my hometown of Cincinnati met with Todd Rubenstein in Nashville today to devise the finnishing touches on the pitch proposal for the Naked Cowboy Reality Show. Todd Rubenstein is the King at TMR Records, my country label, he's the biggest producer, music master in Nashville, leader of the new paradigm of music production realilty which is web based and built on consumer driven music preferences, not on monopolizing corporate interests. 'Ain't got nothin' to do with love' is the hit single available on I-tunes and several other hits will be produced by the end of June, 2007. My other label, 4Sight Music Productions, headed by Lee Evans and Gaetano Latanzi (incidentally the two most talented and well known producers on either the east of west coast), is also pushing full steam ahead and preparing to dwarf all records to date for digital downloads on I-tunes as well. Because it takes some 6-8 weeks to propogate the system of I-tunes, early release can be obtained at nakedcowboy.com or either the country or rock myspace functions on the site.
Final arrangements were made today for a trip to Cincinnati for Memorial Day weekend. It is the Taste of Cincinnati weekend as well. That means the majority of the population of Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky will be downtown, flooding the streets where Naked Cowboy and his Band will pass out unreal amounts of Myspace marketing materials to gratiously inform any one whose been living in a cave that the world's resident superhero is not only back in his hometown, but has boatloads of new material available for them. Ron Israel will be there as well to film all events for the Naked Reality Show, be sure to find Naked and make a splash for T.V. Naked will be practicing all songs on his songlist with his band and shooting music videos of each song to be plastered on youtube.com for your entertainment fantasy fulfillment. Be sure to masterbate to that. This preparation is for the Reality Show Tours that will criss cross the world making Naked Cowboy the most exciting interactive performance spectacle ever in the history of mankind.
Times Square today was so unreal magical it cannot be adequately described. I got there at 10:30 a.m., and at 2:30 p.m. looked up at the clock for the first time. Four solid, no water, no food, no break, just flex look at me, flex look at me, two thousand or so butt grabs, flex look at me. Not on iota of energy depletion. Could have gone all day. Only left cause money was dropping out of the guitar hole stuffed to capacity, roughly 700. No question about it, like the 'Naked Cowboy Dialogue' states, 'one's day's enthusiasm on Times Square is enough to reach every soul alive.' Don't miss the point that nearly 250,000 photos were taken of me today, all chronicling the most amazing success story ever self created. Once again, you're welcome!