What I expect TODAY

I would like to have a deal signed today, that will be saturated in the media today, that would be known by every member of the human race today. A deal that will monetarily set my wealth as the wealthiest man alive (net worth), that would spawn unlimited residual income that would, within a year or less, make me the wealthiest man/soul ever in the history of mankind, building platforms of opportunity to perform, and thereby establish myself as the pre-eminent, most amazing performer/hero of all time with audiences in size that make the Superbowl audiences miniscule by comparrison. The deal and publicity and residual impact will showcase the best built, most inspiring, most celebrated entertainer of all time, living in perfection, pure victory, unlimited, inexhaustible power. The king of kings, Naked Cowboy, comming to a town near you, tour buses, lear jets, utopia in transit transforming all in my path to pure awareness of unimaginable oppulence.