Naked on 6/20/07

Hurray, the 'Naked Cowboy Reality Show' began today, episode 1, 'The Family.' Ron Israel, the Producer and Chief Executive Officer as far as I'm concerned has got it down. We will put out an average of two episodes a week for a season of 20 episodes and I will do the full blown promotion of the show my damn self and I will bring all around to me, watch me. I've got a bad ass, 'Naked Cowboy Reality Show on Youtube' guitar that will be showcased to an easy million people over the next three days alone between 15 hours of Times Square and a Red Carpet Event at the Grand Opening of 'Ripley's Believe it or Not.' When you create product for the Naked Cowboy, I sell it. That's how it works. Put up or shut up. I've proven my capability to sell by outdoing anything like me in the history of mankind. How many things can you name like me? None. See, it is easy to make that statement. My Myspace Robots will introduce several thousand people a week to the show and those numbers are going exponential with the release of the 'Naked Cowboy' singles in the hands of radio networks spanning the globe as you read this, compliments of my Brothers Gaetano (World Famous Producer with the best MoJo, Freakin,' Monsta, Gangsta, rapola ever, Caelum Productions/4Sight Music Productions) and Lee Evans (World Famous real-deal, jammin' on stage since the 20's with dudes like Sammy Davis, Kenny G, Smokey Robinson, Jimmy Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, Barry White, all the cool cats, owner and operator of Jambox Studios, New York City's number one studio, located Mid-town). These guys are finalizing production on the Naked Cowboy Album that will come out before September 2007 and will create sales and distribution records that leave the 'White Album' in the poorest section of East L.A.
Currently listening to some new C.D.s from the 'Joe Polish Genius Network,' a cool ass interview with T. Harv Eckart, author of 'Secrets of the Millionaire Mind.' As I fully and sincerely expect to blow Bill Gates and Warren Buffet of the financial landscape with my massively accumulating wealth, 54, 53 billion, respectivly, I've just set up a new 'Cash Management Account, to add to my I.R.A., all with my financial institution of choice, Merrill Lynch. Incidentally, I did a piece on Money Management yesterday with MN1.com, 'Market News First' out of Dallas, Texas and I got in a great plug for Merrill Lynch and my chief money/asset manager, 'Jason Piepmeir, out of Jacksonville, Florida. Anyone looking to have their money grow like a weed, call him at 904-472-3032. Dude is a money magnet, a wizard, a truly great hearted and hard working honest young genius.
Today I read Emerson for two hours, went to City on a plain Grilled Chicken Breast and did 4 solid hours, no breaks, no water, no nothin. Went and had Chinese Chicken and Broccolli, all steamed, one water. Got home and built a Youtube.com guitar. Met Gary D., world famous model who ran 6.5 of the 12 miles I ran, ate Chicken breast and steamed Brown rice, now here. Machine mo-foooooooooooooo. A guy at the gym yesterday stopped to tell me that he'd never seen anyone slaughter legs like I do (5 sets of 110 reps on leg press with spotter for last 30 reps) and mentioned that he lived in Jersey City. He couldn't believe I lived in Secaucus for 8 years and had only been to roughly 4 locations within a mile, and to Times Square every day with no deviations. That I lived in the Royal Motel for 5 years and went from there to the city, every day, spring, summer, winter, fall, every day, no interruptions, never even took my suitcase in, paid $50 a day. Focus, Focus, Focus I told the young lad. My life offers me exactly what I ask of it, I need neither look to the left or the right.