Naked on VH1 on 5/10/07

Got up at 6:00 a.m. this morning to leave at 7 after rolling around stretching from lifestyle of non-stop action. Drove into city with new 'Get Naked' monster track that should get lead vocals tomorrow, been instructed to bring out my 'sleezebag' character for it? Now where would someone like myself get such a quality, good thing I'm flexible. Got to Times Square and went up to the 22nd floor of the 1515 Broadway building, MTV's building, and of course, got the usual memorandum from a host of building security personal as to Naked Cowboy protocol, went in wrong door for Naked People without credentials, however, very cool that I didn't get the overcoat routine. Was out on the Island between 45th and 46th where yesterday saw Naked Cowgirl for first time this year, she's back, bless here heart. (The second best idea I've ever seen) She's linked on my home page I think, I'll be checking now that I'm mentioning it, if not, check, youtube.com and search Naked Cowgirl. Anyway I did my own commercial for VH1 that will run to promote Memorial Day, 3 big days of TV, on their channel. It was pretty tough, 80 plus degrees, timing a coreographed dance medley with three beautiful young girls in 'daisy dukes' and having them semi-attack me and go goo goo and stuff. At the end of the main 30 second spot we did I had to end in a lunge possition and hold it over and over and over, of which I did the same with the alternate leg in between shots to maintain balance and it was, like I said, pretty tough adding a total of about 5 hours with no food which for me is about three hours longer than usual. The make-up chick was padding mass sweat. The island was roped off basically by personnel whose job it is too keep people out of the shots and so the entire times square section that we worked in was a closed photo, video shoot as well as tourists lined the entire perimeter to capture it. After it all wrapped, I went to my usual deli for baked turkey breast and broccoli, a diet iced tea Snapple then back to the Square for my usual, another 2 hours.
Went and got Chinese Chicken and Broccoli, then took Dakota (Cindy's 10 year old, youngest son) to baseball practice and while he did that, I jogged all the hell over Secaucus for 50 plus minutes. Got home and Gary D, the famous model called and wanted to go work out. Took one minute shower, dumped soaking wet clothes in hamper, out the door and busted out another set of soaking wet clothes doing back, arms, chest. Sitting here, gonna read and of course, watch the greatest show of all time, so far, Seinfeld.