Pollenating Cowboy Madness

Last couple of days have been feakin' awesome, hitting millions. Catching up from like two days ago, the Indianapolis 500 must have taken place and promos were being done in NYC which brought me several stray t.v. cameras, including Channel 6 News, Indiana, Channel 1 New York, and a host of nice News Press cameras. Got a t.v. interview with a show called Degrassi, from Canada, got some footage for a show singing about the 'Tony Awards' comming up. It's Fleet Week and so sailors from around the world are in the city and today got shots with bunches of them who were walking around the city with the press specifically to get the shots for the papers tommorrow. Had a girl come to the city specifically to have her 'first kiss' ever from Naked Cowboy, with her parents and friends, captured on video, got two virgins asking for similar services of which, though it sounds romantic, probably would not be in the best interests of any long-term plans for living and prospering in society. Also, just the 75 plus temperatures alone, massive hours of just non-stop, rippin' it up, thousands upon thousands of photos. Worked with Bank of America today singing about "free New York Yankee tickets and an additional 25$ for beer and wieners." Worked with Jambox Studios and 4Sight Music Productions today on 'Naked Cowboy Anthem Dance Mix,' will finnish, 'Get Naked' tommorrow. Going to Cincinnat on Friday to do some mass family time and promotion as well, expecting to sign on for another year with Barking Fish Lounge, the current representatives of the Naked Cowboy Reality Show. I nipped a truck's back end yesterday, rippin' some stupid ass, I mean some really cool scratches in my new truck's bumper that I'm now going daily to body shops to get fixed. It was really noticeable, then got it buffed today, tommorrow looking at some sanding and touch up, ain't about to let that shit go, like everything perfect, no dings on the car, no zits on the body, same gig. Total concentration on organization and clean up. Buddy at garage where I park everyday said it would be a thousand bucks which got me working harder and longer, then after today's buff, was quoted $375, tommorrow with what I know now, I'm lookin' for $200 or less. I was pissed as hell at myself for like 8.345 seconds before I started celebrating and writing lists of reasons why it was the greatest thing that ever happened, with things I'd do to make certain it served everyone I came into contact with regarding it's repair. Todd Rubenstein sent three more songs that will get recorded June 6-10th during Fan Fair, 'Sad Ol' Heart Break Song,' '6 Pack Away from Loving You,' and every man's song who has ever been married, 'the
Fuc-ing You Get for the Fuc-ing You Got.'